Kali
Origin: Hindu goddess of destruction, transformation, & time
Played by '90s Jenny McCarthy
Mood Music: Bitch, Meredith Brooks
Get singled out for your exploits and you’ll stand out from the crowd. Know that your true power lies in transformation. Sometimes you’ve gotta build up the ego just to tear it down. Create your own myths, but be willing to dismantle them when faced with new information. Don’t let anyone trim up, tone down, or shave off your dirty love.
